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This long-sleeve tee carries a blunt, humorous attitude that lands like a wink from someone who’s done with petty drama. The slim-back graphic reads like a candid life motto — bold brush-stroke lettering in red, black and white — while a small chest emblem balances the front for a lived-in, streetwise look. The garment-dyed cotton feels soft and broken-in from the first wear; ribbed cuffs and a classic fit keep it comfortable whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or sitting around a backyard fire with friends who get your vibe. It’s for people who prefer honesty over small talk and want clothing that speaks with equal parts edge and ease.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, strong, great for printing
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for durability
- Neck & shoulder twill tape and sewn-in twill label for shape retention
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Too Old for Drama Long Sleeve Shirt
$37.99
Sale price
$37.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, strong, great for printing
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage feel
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with classic fit
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and double-needle hems for durability
- Neck & shoulder twill tape and sewn-in twill label for shape retention
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean