"My Social Battery Has Been at One Percent Since About 2007 and I Refuse to Charge It" T-Shirt
S / Charcoal
$36.99
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This tee carries a crackling, witty energy—like the person who wears it has a dry sense of humor and a low-drama battery. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and sturdy against skin, while the classic crew neck and relaxed cut let the printed message take center stage. Front and sleeve micro-prints add personality without shouting; the bold, distressed back graphic reads like a punchline: a frustrated, playful declaration about social energy that friends will recognize and laugh at. Wear it layered under a flannel on a weekend hangout, or alone when you want your outfit to do the talking. It settles into daily life easily—coffee runs, road trips, or evenings when small talk is optional.
Product features
- Durable medium-weight 100% cotton body (selected colors blend) for year-round wear
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable, everyday styling
- No side seams (tubular knit) and shoulder tape for a cleaner shape and improved durability
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner label plus DTG for main artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and compliant with major safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
"My Social Battery Has Been at One Percent Since About 2007 and I Refuse to Charge It" T-Shirt
$36.99
Sale price
$36.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Durable medium-weight 100% cotton body (selected colors blend) for year-round wear
- Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable, everyday styling
- No side seams (tubular knit) and shoulder tape for a cleaner shape and improved durability
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner label plus DTG for main artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and compliant with major safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean