"I Tried Being Normal Once... Worst Five Minutes of My Entire F***ing Life" T-Shirt
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This tee carries a raw, unapologetic voice. Soft, mid-weight cotton holds a bold, distressed graphic across the back that reads like a shouted confession — equal parts dark humor and defiant self-awareness. Small chest and sleeve accents add layered personality without overwhelming the design, so the shirt reads like a statement piece you can wear loud or layer under a jacket. The classic crew and relaxed cut make it easy to move in; the sturdy knit and ribbed collar keep the shape through repeat wear. It sits well in casual wardrobes for nights out, music shows, or downtime when you want clothes that match your mood rather than hide it.
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck prints and DTG for main graphics — crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
"I Tried Being Normal Once... Worst Five Minutes of My Entire F***ing Life" T-Shirt
$36.99
Sale price
$36.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck prints and DTG for main graphics — crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean