“I’m At The Point In Life Where If It Requires Pants, People, Or Patience I’m Probably Not Going” Coffee Mug
11oz
$18.99
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$18.99
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A glossy black ceramic mug that speaks with attitude. Bold red and white hand-lettered text wraps the front: “I’m at the point in life where if it requires pants, people, or patience, I’m probably not going.” The high-contrast print pops against the deep black surface, giving this mug a modern, edgy look that matches a no-nonsense morning mood. Comfortable C-shaped handle and two size options let you choose the right amount of coffee or tea. Sturdy, dishwasher- and microwave-safe construction keeps it practical for everyday use, while lead- and BPA-free materials make it safe for daily drinking. This mug settles into slow, cozy mornings, brief work breaks, or weekend lounging when low-key vibes and honest humor are welcome.
Product features
- Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vibrant, high-contrast print
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit different beverage needs
- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free for safe use
- Bright, durable printing that resists fading and meets safety standards
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
“I’m At The Point In Life Where If It Requires Pants, People, Or Patience I’m Probably Not Going” Coffee Mug
$18.99
Sale price
$18.99
Regular price
| 11oz | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.86 |
| Diameter, in | 3.35 |
| Diameter (with handle), in | 4.72 |
Product features
- Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vibrant, high-contrast print
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit different beverage needs
- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience
- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free for safe use
- Bright, durable printing that resists fading and meets safety standards
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap