"I Don't Hold Grudges, I Just Remember Facts" Coffee Mug
Black / 11oz
$18.99
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This ceramic accent mug speaks with a sharp, witty voice. Bold black lettering reads: “I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts with an extremely unhealthy level of detail.” The high-contrast black interior and handle frame the white glossy surface, making the hand-drawn typography pop. It’s the kind of mug that sits on a desk and quietly warns co-workers, sparks laughs during meetings, and keeps your morning coffee feeling like a small, smug triumph. Durable and easy to care for, it fits into the routines of people who appreciate clever humor and a little edge — mornings, late-night study sessions, or weekend coffee breaks bring out that dry, observational charm.
This mug belongs on desks, kitchen counters, and office shelves where personality matters. It pairs well with a cluttered notebook, a laptop full of tabs, and the habitual snark of someone who remembers details others forget. Use it during work sprints, study marathons, or slow Sundays when a sharp line of text matches your mood.
Product features
- Microwave-safe ceramic for reheating drinks and soups
- Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with multiple interior/handle colors
- Vibrant, high-contrast print that stands out against white ceramic
- Lead- and BPA-free material with comfortable C-shaped handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
"I Don't Hold Grudges, I Just Remember Facts" Coffee Mug
$18.99
Sale price
$18.99
Regular price
| 11oz | |
|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.78 |
| Diameter, in | 3.23 |
This mug belongs on desks, kitchen counters, and office shelves where personality matters. It pairs well with a cluttered notebook, a laptop full of tabs, and the habitual snark of someone who remembers details others forget. Use it during work sprints, study marathons, or slow Sundays when a sharp line of text matches your mood.
Product features
- Microwave-safe ceramic for reheating drinks and soups
- Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with multiple interior/handle colors
- Vibrant, high-contrast print that stands out against white ceramic
- Lead- and BPA-free material with comfortable C-shaped handle
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap