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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A heavyweight cotton tee that wears like a loyal companion. The shirt’s front and back carry bold, illustrative artwork — a relaxed, gritty character and hand-lettered lines that read like a private joke between friends. The fabric has a sturdy, slightly textured feel that holds print detail beautifully. Classic crew neckline, roomy classic fit, and a tear-away label keep comfort front and center. Subtle sleeve and neck prints add layered interest without shouting. 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