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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, sturdy cotton tee printed with bold patriotic artwork that mixes midwestern humor with blue-collar pride. The back features a colorful, comic-style illustration—fireworks, waving American flags and a bed complete with a folded flag and toolbox—framed by the playful slogan “Red White and Bed Rest.” Small sleeve and chest prints add extra character while keeping the front clean and casual. Wear it on slow summer weekends, at backyard barbecues, or when you want a tongue-in-cheek nod to rest, recovery, and country values. The breathable 100% cotton body and classic crew neck sit comfortably under a jacket or alone on warm days, making it easy to reach for when you want something both durable and a little mischievous.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to reduce waste and retain shape\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film prints for crisp, detailed artwork on back, sleeves, and inner neck\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for scratch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low 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