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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A soft, slightly oversized hoodie that speaks with quiet confidence. The front bears a small badge-style emblem; the back delivers the message in bold, vintage-inspired lettering: “Not my swag, but my pronouns haven’t changed.” It feels like a reliably warm companion for low-key days—throw it on for study sessions, protests, meetups, or slow weekends. The fabric has a plush interior and a smooth face that keeps prints crisp. Subtle details—the double-lined hood, color-matched drawcord, and roomy kangaroo pocket—make it comfortable and easy to live in. This is the kind of hoodie you reach for when you want to be seen without shouting: it’s honest, a little wry, and built for people who want clothes that reflect how they move through the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it layered under a denim jacket for city nights, over a tee for campus walks, or as a cozy layer after a rally. The vibe is both statement and staple—approachable, durable, and tuned to queer, trans, and gender-expansive wardrobes. The understated front emblem keeps it wearable in casual spaces; the back text starts conversations when you want them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth with a soft, smooth print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placement\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 8 oz fabric weight with tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis 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