{"product_id":"not-to-brag-but-i-have-never-needed-an-app-to-tell-me-who-i-am-coffee-mug","title":"\"Not to Brag, But I Have Never Needed an App to Tell Me Who I Am\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold ceramic coffee mug that speaks with a wink. Crisp black lettering declares confidence and self-knowledge: “Not to brag, but I have never needed an app to tell me who I am.” The contrasting black interior and handle frame the white glossy surface, making the message pop with a clean, modern look. It feels like a small, daily declaration—placed on your desk during a morning routine or brought into a meeting to spark a knowing smile. Durable and bright, it holds up to everyday use and keeps its lively print through regular dishwashing and microwaving. This mug blends humor and attitude in a way that’s casual, honest, and unapologetically human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Two size options: 11 oz and 15 oz to suit your caffeine habit\u003cbr\u003e- White ceramic body with colored interior and C-shaped handle for a pop of contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, long-lasting print with glossy finish that resists fading\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, made with safe materials\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295252706,"sku":"18398216199547970345","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295285474,"sku":"24018441187947796502","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295318242,"sku":"21680607161038398568","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295351010,"sku":"73837101163117378283","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295383778,"sku":"23150487654519842044","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295416546,"sku":"13955627546408180837","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295449314,"sku":"33764252822146610622","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295482082,"sku":"14676586483055852833","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295514850,"sku":"26042052397536309318","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411295547618,"sku":"31706604977607838785","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/10149735553404633474_2048.jpg?v=1789249320","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/not-to-brag-but-i-have-never-needed-an-app-to-tell-me-who-i-am-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}