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It settles into weekend projects, backyard barbecues, and easy evenings with friends — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little playful without trying too hard.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz\/yd²) for durability and year‑round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless tubular knit body for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: crisp DTF sleeve\/neck details and detailed DTG main prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and manufactured with ethical cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low 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