{"product_id":"my-guardian-angel-has-an-alcohol-problem-coffee-cup","title":"\"My Guardian Angel Has an Alcohol Problem\" Coffee Cup","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This glossy black ceramic mug carries attitude in every sip. Bold white typography and illustrated accents wrap around the cup, delivering a cheeky, slightly rebellious message that reads like a private joke shared over morning coffee or a late-night pour. The dark, high-contrast design pops against the black glaze for a chalkboard-style look that suits someone with a wry sense of humor. It’s a practical piece—microwave- and dishwasher-safe, lead- and BPA-free—made to live on a desk, by a bedside, or in a cozy home bar. Whether used for coffee, tea, or something stronger, it adds personality to everyday rituals and sparks laughs when company drops by.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes for different drink preferences\u003cbr\u003e- 100% glossy ceramic with vibrant, high-contrast printing\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy daily use\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; meets safety requirements\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48411434615010,"sku":"26729505843548801113","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/15146538912794826144_2048.jpg?v=1789251643","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/my-guardian-angel-has-an-alcohol-problem-coffee-cup","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}