{"product_id":"im-so-old-my-childhood-wasnt-password-protected-coffee-mug","title":"\"I'm So Old My Childhood Wasn't Password Protected\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This ceramic accent mug brings a wink to morning routines. Bold black typography sits against a glossy white exterior with a contrasting black handle and interior, making the playful statement front-and-center. It feels familiar and cheeky — the kind of cup you reach for when you want to laugh with your coffee, start conversations at the office, or nudge a friend about shared memories. Lightweight enough for everyday use, the vivid print and glossy finish keep the look sharp wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- White ceramic with colored interior and C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, glossy print; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365605602,"sku":"18423025480965193233","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365638370,"sku":"16427031721958115011","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365671138,"sku":"27532362236285187283","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365703906,"sku":"78946841245359455034","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365736674,"sku":"24928882240201452319","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365769442,"sku":"19638116515622357105","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365802210,"sku":"18105873155271777426","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365834978,"sku":"16117719643859570061","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365867746,"sku":"20595250014376766452","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411365900514,"sku":"23198206717438970916","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/13454870400549581896_2048.jpg?v=1789249536","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/im-so-old-my-childhood-wasnt-password-protected-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}