{"product_id":"i-ve-stopped-arguing-with-stupid-people-black-coffee-mug","title":"“I’ve Stopped Arguing with Stupid People…” Black Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This glossy black ceramic mug brings a punchy attitude to morning routines and mid-afternoon breaks. Bold red and white lettering reads like a sharp wink from a friend — confident, cheeky, and unapologetic. The high-contrast print pops against the deep black surface, turning a practical coffee cup into a statement piece. It feels right on a cluttered desk, a bedside table, or beside a laptop during late-night work sessions. For someone who prefers humor with an edge, this mug says more than a thousand polite sips: it’s a small, daily reminder to stay calm, keep perspective, and let the world reveal itself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted with a glossy finish, the cup wears its message with clarity and vibrancy. The comfortable C-shaped handle makes it easy to hold while reading emails or chatting with coworkers. Available in two sizes, it suits a single strong pour or a longer slow-sip session. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, it fits into busy routines without fuss. Lead- and BPA-free, it meets safety standards so the focus stays on the message and the moment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy black 100% ceramic finish with vibrant, high-contrast print\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 11 oz (0.33 L) and 15 oz (0.44 L)\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; meets safety requirements\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48411265466594,"sku":"67353119133562586854","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/3125163661368026826_2048.jpg?v=1789248108","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/i-ve-stopped-arguing-with-stupid-people-black-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}