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Small patch-style prints on each sleeve add a subtle, worn-in military\/patch aesthetic while the compact chest graphic keeps the front simple. Wear it to casual meetups, retro movie nights, or low-key reunions. It sits comfortably under a flannel or on its own, lending personality without shouting. 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