{"product_id":"i-m-at-the-point-in-life-where-if-it-requires-pants-people-or-patience-i-m-probably-not-going-coffee-mug","title":"“I’m At The Point In Life Where If It Requires Pants, People, Or Patience I’m Probably Not Going” Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.86 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.35 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter (with handle), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.72 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A glossy black ceramic mug that speaks with attitude. Bold red and white hand-lettered text wraps the front: “I’m at the point in life where if it requires pants, people, or patience, I’m probably not going.” The high-contrast print pops against the deep black surface, giving this mug a modern, edgy look that matches a no-nonsense morning mood. Comfortable C-shaped handle and two size options let you choose the right amount of coffee or tea. Sturdy, dishwasher- and microwave-safe construction keeps it practical for everyday use, while lead- and BPA-free materials make it safe for daily drinking. This mug settles into slow, cozy mornings, brief work breaks, or weekend lounging when low-key vibes and honest humor are welcome.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vibrant, high-contrast print\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit different beverage needs\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe for everyday convenience\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-shaped handle; lead- and BPA-free for safe use\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, durable printing that resists fading and meets safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48411279524066,"sku":"31946221610930535428","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/10053313494604718756_2048.jpg?v=1789248776","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/i-m-at-the-point-in-life-where-if-it-requires-pants-people-or-patience-i-m-probably-not-going-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}