{"product_id":"i-dont-need-anger-management-i-need-people-to-stop-being-stupid-coffee-mug","title":"\"I Don't Need Anger Management, I Need People To Stop Being Stupid\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This bold ceramic mug speaks up before you do. Its high-contrast black and red graphic—weathered for a rugged, lived-in look—declares a blunt, humorous message that fits on morning commutes, workshop breaks, or desk-side rants. The colored interior and handle add a pop that matches the design’s attitude, while the glossy finish keeps the print striking day after day. It feels like the mug someone brings to a late-night project session or uses to punctuate sarcastic commentary at the office. Durable, everyday-friendly, and unapologetically direct—this mug slides right into the routines of people who value blunt humor and clear boundaries.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Colored interior and handle with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411063976162,"sku":"87390144842499156922","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064008930,"sku":"13131030019595288661","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064041698,"sku":"26575776776257645838","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064074466,"sku":"43298672234021052170","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064107234,"sku":"18194888658843170020","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064140002,"sku":"78070711971010254481","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064172770,"sku":"22288927273253636566","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064205538,"sku":"55144893539259669262","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064238306,"sku":"11576630041701738934","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411064271074,"sku":"33195286597008896484","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/18012285197285502031_2048.jpg?v=1789245979","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/i-dont-need-anger-management-i-need-people-to-stop-being-stupid-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}