{"product_id":"i-dont-need-an-identity-crisis-im-still-working-on-my-regular-crisis-coffee-mug","title":"\"I Don't Need an Identity Crisis, I'm Still Working on My Regular Crisis\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This ceramic accent mug carries a dry, witty message in bold vintage lettering: “I don’t need an identity crisis — I’m still working on my regular crisis.” It’s a playful cup that brings a self-aware chuckle to morning routines, work-from-home video breaks, and late-night study sessions. The glossy white exterior pairs with a colored interior and handle that you can choose to match your mood. Durable and practical — microwave and dishwasher-safe, lead- and BPA-free — it blends everyday usefulness with a dash of sarcastic personality. Use it for coffee, tea, or as a cheeky desk companion that starts conversations and lightens the vibe in any small ritual or casual gathering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Colored interior and handle with glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free ceramic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377762530,"sku":"31399944212788427168","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377795298,"sku":"31760689839309103582","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377828066,"sku":"29518580092754563421","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377860834,"sku":"28312106996167007723","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377893602,"sku":"98080143069133341714","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377926370,"sku":"11056048147328584754","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377959138,"sku":"31320334396928320544","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411377991906,"sku":"29150952368140420090","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411378024674,"sku":"20232940428161597815","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411378057442,"sku":"72987450527148264627","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/7228433351527180691_2048.jpg?v=1789249833","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/i-dont-need-an-identity-crisis-im-still-working-on-my-regular-crisis-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}