{"product_id":"i-dont-hold-grudges-i-just-remember-facts-coffee-mug","title":"\"I Don't Hold Grudges, I Just Remember Facts\" Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.78 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.23 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This ceramic accent mug speaks with a sharp, witty voice. Bold black lettering reads: “I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts with an extremely unhealthy level of detail.” The high-contrast black interior and handle frame the white glossy surface, making the hand-drawn typography pop. It’s the kind of mug that sits on a desk and quietly warns co-workers, sparks laughs during meetings, and keeps your morning coffee feeling like a small, smug triumph. Durable and easy to care for, it fits into the routines of people who appreciate clever humor and a little edge — mornings, late-night study sessions, or weekend coffee breaks bring out that dry, observational charm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug belongs on desks, kitchen counters, and office shelves where personality matters. It pairs well with a cluttered notebook, a laptop full of tabs, and the habitual snark of someone who remembers details others forget. Use it during work sprints, study marathons, or slow Sundays when a sharp line of text matches your mood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe ceramic for reheating drinks and soups\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with multiple interior\/handle colors\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-contrast print that stands out against white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free material with comfortable C-shaped handle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374321890,"sku":"19533218092035281655","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374354658,"sku":"12469736373364998651","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374387426,"sku":"26134057331263068844","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374420194,"sku":"21101765239443700120","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374452962,"sku":"24744105092600082990","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374485730,"sku":"11944773901696500322","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Purple \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374518498,"sku":"27625535086721837971","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374551266,"sku":"15359286474964814856","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Green \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374584034,"sku":"18339261802139689047","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 11oz","offer_id":48411374616802,"sku":"30051512334268919234","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0811\/1416\/9570\/files\/16968530472590334871_2048.jpg?v=1789249707","url":"https:\/\/patrioticbrandon.net\/products\/i-dont-hold-grudges-i-just-remember-facts-coffee-mug","provider":"Patriotic Brandon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}